Weird adverts are a very normal thing now...Here’s one I saw recently
Are you tired of plain old eggs that anyone can get? Well we are too, so we made BLACK EGGS! They’re exquisite new colour makes you start flickering with pure excitement!They’re also washed in unicorn tears (the very best thing to wash eggs in) It can’t get any better ? Well it can! You’ll never get eggy gack stuck in your fringe because of our lastest technology. And guess what! They only cost £999:87 each! Go buy them now.
I don’t think I can afford these “black eggs”...
Each week we are taking part in 'The 100 Word Challenge' to be creative and expressive with our writing.