My Granny is an inventor, she creates all sorts of weird and wonderful things. At the moment she is working on a human catapult! She is crazy! Yesterday when I came home from school I found her sitting at the top of a tree in the garden... I thought to myself, “How did she get up there?” Then I realised the catapult was sitting a few meters away! “Why did you use the catapult? You know you are not meant to!” I asked her.
“I used it because I needed to test it!” she replied as if it was obvious.
The click of her fingers...
The dull house of Salty Street is always quiet and every one thought it was empty. Swaying in the wind, the trees around the house made a rustling sound.
Ding...Dong! Went the bell in the house ( the bell always wakes the neighbours which have good hearing ).
Sally's hair was so shiny you could see it from a mile away. Dancing like it was alive, Sally's hair went crazy.
"I wonder if anyone lives in the dull house?" wondered Sally.
With a click of her finger, she was at the top of the house. A man walking her dog spotted her. "But how did she get up there?" he wondered.
"NO!!!" shouted Gertrude the giant, "I dropped grandma's golden China cup!"
"You go get it; the tiny humans can't see my good looks."said Derek , hiding a hairy wart. Gurtude shot a look at him, disgust with a hint of confusion; that's when they realised humans can't see giants.
After reading each other's mind, jumping from the clouds, making earthquakes, they finally got to collect the cup.
"GET THE CUP!!" Gurtrude shouted as she pointed to the golden China, "Aww there's a little bit of fluff in it." The helpless sheep ran into the forest behind.
"Sorry, I must have blew it away with my built-in trumpet" said Derek.
Up on a lonely cloud in the sky, James the joyful giant was having afternoon tea. Suddenly, as he was about to take another sip of his tea, a big gust of wind came and blew the cup out of his hand! “Oh no!” James cried “My favourite china cup!”
As James sat on his little stool he watched helplessly as his cup plummeted towards the wet ground. Rapidly falling, his cup was getting out of sight. Sitting anxiously on the edge of his stool, he knew there was no chance to save his cup from falling. All his joy had gone, and he began to sob. “I’ve lost my cup for ever.”
One day when James was older he found his cup; it was very dirty and was covered in moss and it had a smudge just above the handle but other than that it was it was as good as new.
What’s for dinner? “What are we having for tea tonight?” I wonder aloud. “Probably broccoli soup or curry and sprouts.” I say wanting to throw up.
My Mother comes up with all sorts of disgusting meals. She thinks she is good enough to go onto MasterChef; if she did the judges would vomit! Take for example her offerings for last night – these are unforgettable!
For starters we had sprouts on toast then for the main course we had curry and peas and for dessert we had banana custard with a banana smoothie to drink! “YUCK!” How revolting is that?
But if I was in charge we would have delicious Minestrone soup to start with then (this is the best part!) sausage eggs and chips! Finally for pudding it would have to be warm chocolate brownie!
This is war, Sam and Libby have entered the arena, ''Make sure there is no physical contact.'' said the man in charge.
''NO! It makes it so boring!'' They said together.
In my head I was thinking what I would do if I was in charge...
First, I would allow there to be contact, but not on purpose because they might trip into each other by accident! Secondly, when they had their first round Libby was on top with twelve eliminations and Sam had nine. Then they went back in for the second round, when they came back out; Sam won! She got fifteen eliminations and Libby got eight.
Each week we are taking part in 'The 100 Word Challenge' to be creative and expressive with our writing.